character - Tony

character - Gnome (Voice)

character - Frank Holliday

character - Flying Dutchman (voice)

character - Self

character - Flying Dutchman (voice)

character - Flying Dutchman (voice)

character - Bruce the 1st

character - Self

character - Stagehand

character - Noel Nichols

character - Frank Holliday

character - Monsignor Sullivan

character - Buddha

character - Earl Stein

character - Hank Murphy

character - Jacob (voice)

character - Jacob / Giant Peanut Butter Cup (voice)

character - George Huntzinger

character - Monsignor Ratliffe

character - Harvey Miken

character - Flying Dutchman / Dutchbomb / Atomic Dutchman (voice)

character - Blarney Bill

character - Billy Berg

character - Walt

character - Baby Face Bryant (voice)

character - Prince Huge

character - Mr. Ehlert

character - Self

character - Charlie (voice)

character - The Flying Dutchman (voice)

character - Janitor

character - Dr. Santa Claus

character - Captain K'nuckles (voice)

character - Coach Gills (voice)

character - Boss

character - Uncle Morty

character - Clement C. Haydes

character - Grandpa Spencer

character - Coach Tiffany Gills (voice)

character - Robert Singer

character - Captain Garcia

character - Mr. Pesky (voice)

character - Al (voice)

character - Bernie Fusterillio (voice)

character - Tomato Face

character - Self

character - Ernie

character - Artie Bauman (voice)

character - Leo Andromedos (voice)

character - Vicky's Father

character - Priest

character - Mr. Savitsky

character - Panchax (voice)

character - George Savitsky

character - Gnomekop / Giant Gnomekop (voice)

character - Jungle George

character - Tow Truck Driver

character - Cousin Edgar

character - Finn McBride

character - Kam Koerner

character - Flying Dutchman (voice)

character - Flying Dutchman / Dutchbomb / Atomic Dutchman (voice)

character - Salty / Bidder #2 (voice)

character - Luke (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Grumpy Senior

character - Self

character - Roy's Father

character - Baloo the Bear (voice)

character - Professor

character - Old Beagle (voice)

character - Wittgenstein (voice)

character - Santa Claus

character - Handyman

character - Wittgenstein (voice)

character - Larry Rogen / Tommy Tate

character - Foreman Dave

character - Testosterone (voice)

character - Pete Gilroy

character - Jack (voice)

character - Lasombra

character - Bob Halverson

character - Red Savage

character - Walt

character - Referee

character - Captain Conklin

character - Nestor

character - Harry

character - Curtis

character - Pete (voice)

character - Burt Kovak

character - Skunk

character - Sergeant Bill Hampton

character - Buster Green

character - Mr. Twitchell (voice)

character - Noah Vanderhoff

character - Jack Ruby

character - Marshall Hunt

character - Brian

character - John MacKinney

character - Gus Borden

character - Johnny's Father

character - Coach Snyder

character - Frank Shirley

character - Mel Sanger

character - Psychiatrist

character - Coach Evans

character - Mr. Jones

character - Earl Cross

character - Brian Connelly

character - Wayne

character - District Attorney Neary

character - Voit Zerbe

character - Shaw

character - Preacher

character - Colonel Tolliver

character - Piedmont

character - Reverend

character - Kamp Komfort Clerk

character - Brian Stills

character - Lou Loomis

character - Self / Nixon Voter (uncredited)

character - Self - Various Characters

character - Detective